nonsense!

dear starbucks,

this is bullshit.

even though i do thoroughly enjoy your deliciously overpriced, caffeine god a.k.a. mr. triple shot caramel machiatto... how DO you know that i am going to enjoy the extremely hot beverage i'm about to drink? you are ASSUMING that i will enjoy my drink, and we all know that to assume is to make an assoutofuandme. (credits to mom for that lifelong lesson)

so. people.

the blog you may or may not be about to enjoy is extremely fillintheblank . there isn't a word to describe it, because i don't know what it will be.

THIS IS A DISCLAIMER:

i claim no responsibility for the path these wayword sentences trace,

i am not the conductor to these haphazard trains of thought, so good luck: interpreting my words is your job, not mine. all that i know is that this will be me. these will be my words and my thoughts, and they will ooze and gush me, so sorry if you don't like me... if that is the case, you should probably stop reading right, about, now.

but who cares, we're all people. we all have our dislikes, our hates, our downfalls. we all have our silly little reasons and our desparate clingings to the familiar. we all are different, but in the end, we are all the same.

love! ♥